Basic survival tips with Mon and D’mitry

How to survive a tropical storm when equipped with nothing more than a broken umbrella and a boyfriend:

1. Be Mon.
Ask Boyfriend to be your wind/rain shield. If he refuses, poke him with the broken umbrella until he changes his mind. If poking proves insufficient resort to one or two sharp whacks.

2. Be D’mitry.
Hide in Mon’s pocket

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