“In breaking news the streets of Malang today were a chaotic battleground as a huge T-rex, a species previously believed extinct, wreaked havoc, terrorizing local motor bike riders and warung goers. Photographers have managed to capture only one silhouetted shot of this T-rex which, despite its lack of detail and accuracy, captures the sheer terror of the situation. City authorities hope to have the creature contained by morning although scientists and animal rights activists are still in conflict over the dinosaur’s fate, the crux of the debate raging over whether reduplicating dinosaur DNA is wise and/or ethical.
Stay tuned for further updates on this horrifically bizarre story.”
…D’mitry’s imagination is almost as crazy as mine.