My life as a vacuum

Today I received a reply message from a friend saying “No, I’m awesome. You’re a vacuum.” Naturally, without the back story, this comment was meaningless although even with the back story, a tragic tale about my disillusioned life thinking I was human when in fact I have apparently always been a vacuum, it still makes […]

D’mitry’s first adventure

I can’t imagine what D’mitry’s life was like before I found him. Maybe he saved things from burning buildings with his tiny littleĀ T-rex arms but somehow that seems unlikely. He was probably some less than beloved little plastic toy that some child suddenly wanted to throw into a mud puddle in which case I rescued […]